Doncha Hate April Fool's Day?

Well, I sat down to write the next great American novel, but all I could come up with is a wise-cracking chimpazee who can count cards and wins a million dollars in Vegas only to end up getting gunned down and robbed by the Irish mafia.

So I went ahead and called 1-800-GOFEDGOV and discovered I COULD file an appeal. Damn you Mr. Terry Bradshaw for lying! The FCC approved it, stating Furious Cognition wasn't any worse than most of the legal porn sites out there. They quickly added it wasn't any better either.

And so the blog must go on!

Speaking of other April 1st events around the world, Blizzard posted their perennial April Fool's spoof, and this one is a doozy! The Molten Core!? For consoles!? I lawled, I cried, I watched the trailer for free. A must see, even if you don't play WoW. The Bard Hero class is pretty funny too.