Requiem Cracks Open Reliquary of Souls

I’ve been so busy frothing at the mouth over Dr. Phil, I nearly forgot to mention that Requiem downed Reliquary of Souls this past Monday. They also made a few attempts at Mother Shazz, getting her down to an impressive 65%. This makes Requiem 4/5 in Mount Hyjal, 6/9 in Black Temple. Soon to be 7/9 in Black Temple, since the guild will likely send Mother Shazz to the retirement home this weekend.

So after a tiny lull of new boss inactivity, the guild is back on track for an Illidan kill within a few months. This is great news because I received permission from Requiem leadership to open a Requiem WebkinZzZz branch the instant Illidan’s corpse hits the floor. Requiem-WebkinZzZz will bring to the WebkinZzZz environment the same raiding excellence it proved in WoW, only transferred to house decorating, pet grooming, and pre-school mini-game dominance.

My only concern is WebkinZzZz chat. Its profanity filter isn’t optional and since most of Requiem’s chat is profane, communication will turn out to be nothing but a long string of wingdings. But if we can defeat Illidan, we can overcome that too.