Thursday, September 27, 2007

Boy She's Got a Nice Set of Warlocks

Rod Ryan, the morning DJ at The Buzz, has recently been referring to women's breasts as "warlocks." Now, I hear (and use) plenty of euphemisms for women's breasts and almost all of them make sense to me at some level. But I have no idea where he's getting "warlocks" from. Unfortunately for me, every time he says it, I picture two gnome warlocks glued to a woman's chest at a 90 degree angle, slapping each other. It's not a pleasant image.

I really need him to stop using it and go back to his old stand-by, "milk wagons."