O.J., And I Don't Mean Orange Juice

O.J. is in the news again. Coming after his recent stint of writing a book on how he might (bahahaha) have killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, Mr. Simpson is currently sitting in jail for allegedly breaking into a Las Vegas hotel room and robbing a man of sport memorabilia.

You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

Judge Douglas Smith denied Simpson bail pending a hearing within the next few days. Which is really disappointing since I think we'd all like to see O.J. jump back into that white Bronco and make a run for it. Running as a result of his innocence of course.