Mission Accomplished! On a Side Note, I'm a Complete Tool

Remember that banner that hung off the side of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincholn that read in big, bold letters, “Mission Accomplished!” And remember how Dubyah came swooping down in a jet fighter decked out like Tom Cruise in Top Gun? Well, the Bush administration now maintains that the banner never referred to the larger Iraq war, but instead the ten month mission of that particular aircraft carrier.

My response?

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

In all seriousness though, if running the country into the ground was the original scope, than yes President Bush, mission indeed accomplished.