Wouldja?

I admit it.

I’m a grown man, but it was only a couple of years ago I realized the double entendre meaning behind, “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

I’m slow, so sue me.

Now that I understand its fully-loaded definition, I use this little honey of a line on Wifezilla as often as I can. As you can well imagine, it works just as well in my child-ridden kitchen as it does in a crowded bar.