Conan the Librarian

While training to be the towering librarian I am today, my sensei asked me, "James, what is best in life?"

My programed response had been beaten into me for months: "To fine your patrons, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the illiterate."

I soon may be able to tell you why I am Conan the Librarian. Maybe.

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