Retraction and Then Some Breaking News

Though Furious Cognition strives for the very highest journalistic standard, it does occasionally stoop for the sensational at the cost of the accurate. Sometimes the temptation of selling copy or increasing hits veers us from the path of truth and justice and onto the bumpy road of tabloid fiction.

The other day I wrote that Requiem’s Nail had an effeminate lisp that was causing him to mispronounce Archimonde. This is untrue. In fact Nail has a deep booming voice. When you hear him on vent, you’ll think a cross between the bass rumbling of Barry White and the brooding intensity of John McEnroe.

The party involved has been disciplined for the slander. Furious Cognition regrets the error.

In related news, Furious Cognition has just learned that Nail has a fetish for gnomes dressed up in animal costumes, in particular bunny suits. The lead came from Houston area costume stores reporting abnormally brisk sales of size 6 rabbit suits this past Easter week. Though not technically a furry because he only likes the costumes on gnomes, Furious Cognition is actively researching the label this peculiar fetish falls into.

More news to come as events unfold. $10,000 for the first picture.