Arrgghhh!

I returned to work today. Summer vacation is officially over. No more sleeping in till eight. No more laying around till nine (if you’re picturing a seal sunning itself on a rock, you’re on the right track). It’s a crying shame that I have to actually earn a living again, but waddaya gonna do? You year-round working stiffs have it easy because you don’t know what you’re missing. It’s people like me that suffer. People like me that deserve sympathy, gratitude even, for enduring a work year that involves nearly three months off. It’s a heavy burden I bear.

I just wanted you all to you that I’m taking one for the team here.