Hallie Baggins

It's just now dawned on me that Hallie is a hobbit. She eats two breakfasts, first breakfast at home and second breakfast at school. Her lunch is an hour before noon, so she also partakes of elevensies. She enjoys gardening and the outdoors, and is actually kind to small woodland critters.

She doesn't really look like a hobbit though. She's about the right height, but skinny and pretty. And no hairy feet. I think I can fix that though. A wig cut in two pieces and some crazy glue ought to do the trick. Now I just need to get Wifezilla to hold her down while I peform some makeshift surgery.

I'm not sure how many kicks in the face I'm ready to endure to get the job done.