The Wife

I just saw a bumper sticker that rocked me to my core. It states in green letters on a yellow background "The Few, the Proud, THE WIFE."

I've got my wife doing most of the work around the house. The last thing I need is her uniting with her "sisters" under the banner of this clarion call, getting some crazy notion that I can do more vacuuming or change more diapers or take out more garbage.

I wonder if the car is still outside? I could sneak out there and scrape it off. Use my shifty stealth moves. I've got to move fast, my domestic workload could be at stake.